When he returned, he probably had enough mentions to turn that device into a touchscreen floating in goop.
DakDancesToAnything trended nationwide. Hundreds of edits were posted. But these top 25 stood out in a sea of Dak Dances and deserve your immediate attention:
25. After Halloween, Dak says it's Christmas season.
24. Duckberg comes to Jerry's World.
23. Shoulder pads, chest, pants, cleats!
22. Blue are the feelings that live inside Dak.
21. When I dip, you dip, Dak dips.
20. There are a lot of layers to this one. Like an onion.
19. When the night falls, Dak's lonely heart calls.
18. More saving. More dancing. That's Home Depot.
17. Dak always remembers.
16. Nothing gets Dak loose quite like structured settlements.
15. You just got Dak Rolled.
14. C'mon. This is too good.
13. And what a bachelorette party it was.
12. This is mesmerizing.
10. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
9. Dak doesn't panic in the pocket but he will Panic at the Disco.
8. No need to apologize.
7. Oh my.
6. You know Spice had to bring that heat.
5. This is what the early 80's were in fact like.
2. DAK'S NAME IS IN THE SONG.
1. Find a more perfect #DakDancesToAnything edit. I'll wait.